Apprentice Precap: Bling It On

A spotlight shines on these names, as they appear on the screen, one at a time:

ANNOUNCER: Moby, Barenaked Ladies, Eve, Gene Simmons of KISS (the Announcer says "Gene Simmons of KISS but on screen they oddly leave off the "of").

Moby is shown looking Mobyish, i.e. slightly concened-looking.

ANNOUNCER: What do they all have in common?

There is a quick shot of the Barenaked Ladies, and one of Eve wearing a leopard-print blazer. Gene Simmons is shown wearing black blazer and dark sunglasses.

ANNOUNCER (and on screen): They're all on The Apprentice.

TRUMP: That's a big point.

A control room is shown.

Craig and Tana are shown filming or rehearsing, from a distance, and then up close, with Tana speaking into a microphone.

Erin is shown, apparently with a fuse veejay and one of the Barenaked Ladies. The screen caption reads "Rock Auction Experience - 'Bare Naked Laddies'. Erin and the possible-veejay turn to look at the "Laddy."

ERIN: Aaaaah!

Craig and Tana, again, on a TV monitor, both holiding microphones. The caption indicates they are auctioning off a Lil' Kim item.

Chris is laughing as he looks at a laptop. He is wearing sunglasses although he is indoors. Perhaps he has recently had his eyes dilated, or he is feeling a tad photosensitive.

George smiles broadly, possibly at the wacky antics of the "Bare Naked Laddies."

Craig and Tana, yet again -- the caption is Hollywood Experience With Eve.

Gene Simmons is alone and holding a microphone. The caption reads: Rock Auction Experience - Jet Set to the Box Set.

Then Erin is shown squeezing her eyes tightly shut. Someone wearing a black -- sure looks like a blazer -- has his hand around her neck (Gene Simmons might be the one putting the squeeze on Erin. If so, she's getting quite a variety of experiences. One week, it's like a golf show; the next it's like Fear Factor).

ANNOUNCER: Next week, the biggest task yet: a live charity auction, with some of the greatest stars in music.

Quick shot of the control room.

Craig and Tana are shown, possibly filming a promo. No, seriously. I think Craig and Tana work together on camera during this episode.

TANA, repeatedly pointing to herself as she speaks: I love him; he's my dawg.

TRUMP, speaking to someone off-camera: she's good on television (either that's an out-of-context clip or Trump has weird taste. Then again, he probably thinks he's good on television too).

Kendra high-fives Alex; they are in the suite.

ANNOUNCER: And for Book versus Street, the end is here.

(Both teams are shown sitting in the boardroom on separate sides. There is then a brief shot of Carolyn).

TRUMP: It's time for a corporate restructure.

ANNOUNCER: All-new Apprentice next Thursday on NBC.