Trump vs. Romber for May Sweeps

ABC has scheduled its unauthorized Donald Trump bio to air on Tuesday, May 24. Trump Unauthorized is based on Gwenda Blair's biographies Donald Trump: Master Apprentice and The Trumps: Three Generations that Built an Empire, as well as "other sources." Justin Louis, who Trump finds handsome, plays Trump but the movie only covers the Ivana and Marla years. Anyone hoping for a dramatic recreation of Trump and Melania's love story, or of classic moments from The Apprentice's first season, is out of luck for the time being. However, it does cover the breakup of his first marriage, which was ugly, and some people enjoy watching that kind of thing.

Also for your viewing consideration that evening: Rob And Amber Get Married, which sounds like either a 1950s sitcom or a movie Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck should not make, but will anyway. You just know they will. And it won't be pretty, dear God, it won't be pretty. It really is the two-hour extravaganza devoted to Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich's April 16 nuptials. Two hours sounds like a long time to spend watching a couple of strangers get married, but consider this:

"The show will include behind-the-scenes fodder as well as footage from Brkich's bridal shower and their bachelor and bachelorette parties."

Decisions, decisions... Both programs air at 9:00 PM EST. Hope you have a VCR or TiVo.