Thursday, April 07, 2005

Apprentice Precap: A Lonely Drive

Announcer: Buckle up for an Apprentice like no other.

Alex talks on remote phone.

Kendra talks to Craig. His body language doesn't look promising ... sort of frozen. Shut-down? Not listening? She is gesturing ... trying to explain something maybe, or maybe telling him to get off her case ... or bawling him out.

Chris is spiffying up an already-shiny car with a cloth.

Chris, Alex, and Bren sit together in a new convertible.

Chris sits in the back seat of a car, in between Bren and Alex. They're all laughing.

Chris rubs his hands together, and says, in an intentionally goofy voice: Excellent, excellent!

Bren and Alex laugh. Oh, that Chris!

Announcer: It's not just about the task.

On screen: It's not about the task

Kendra looks frustrated, and puts her head in her hand.

Craig, with undone tie: If we don't have a theme, we're not there. (not sure about the last few words)

Kendra, in confessional, in the park: Shut up!

Announcer: It's not just about the reward.

On screen: It's not about the reward.

Trump shoots, and makes, a basket. A couple of tall men cheer. One goes to give him a high five as Trump extends his hands down low. That's it, Trumpy, make the tall guy duck down for you. Hrmm, I wonder how many baskets Trump shot before they could get that footage of him making one.

Announcer: It's not just about who gets fired.

On screen: It's not about who gets fired.

George: This should have been a slam dunk. (Groan, George. Groan. Don't make them bring back Ashley Cooper. No, wait. Please do. Only he should have been there this week instead of Michelle Scarborough. Once you find a perfectly great FauxGeorge, you don't keep looking for a new one! What kind of sense does that make?).

Carolyn looks at Trump. Trump leans forward, looking confused. No, smug. No, confused and ... tired? I'm goin' confused, arrogant, and trying-to-be-thoughtful. That's my final pre-show answer.

The boardroom doors, one closing.

Announcer: It's what happens after.

Female voiceover: Oh, God.

Announcer: It's down to the final 6 on the Apprentice.

Adorable Bradyesque graphics again, featuring pictures of each of the final 6 in little boxes. Tana, Chris, and Craig are in the top row. Kendra, Alex, and Bren are beneath them.

Announcer: All-new NBC next Thursday.

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