Friday, March 11, 2005

Apprentice Precap: What You Didn't See ...

Announcer: Next Thursday, a special edition of The Apprentice

Trump, Carolyn, and George are shown leaving a building ...

On Screen: All New The Apprentice Special Edition

Erin, in confessional: This is the playoffs, baby.

Announcer: Go inside the moments you never saw.

Angie, upset and gesturing, to a ponytailed woman of some sort: He needs to go.

Announcer: The secrets behind the scenes

Trump, with silly pseudo-eerie "lightning-flashing" effect behind him, accompanied by a thunder sound effect, points and silently mouths "You're fired." Seriously. Maybe one of the behind-the-scenes secrets is that there are not merely a few horrible voice-overs with the rest being real-time Trump ... rather, every Trump line is really done via voice-over. In which case most of the dubbing sounds pretty good!

Erin, in confessional: He railroaded us.

Angie, in confessional: He loses it.

I hope one of the behind-the-scenes secrets is not that every "he" in these unsettling quotes refers to Trump.

Announcer: And finally, the audition tapes that got them here.

Brian: So you need me. Brian is wearing a suit, and staring into the camera with an intensity and from an uncomfortably-close distance that seem to communicate the message, "I'm a short-fuse kinda guy who will be early-season firing fodder"

Danny, singing: I want to be the apprentice. Brian is wearing a peach-coloured suit and walks around the corner of an office into an area where some co-worker types just start to sing back-up as the clip ends. They seem to start singing, "He wants to be the apprentice."

Announcer: And soon, a reward so amazing, it's out of this world.

Looks like ... a ... plane?

Angie, in the living room of the suite, nodding: We can win this.

Announcer: All new Apprentice, next Thursday on NBC.

If you like Angie or Erin, you'll love it!

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